Blood. Money. Diabetes. Baby.

A little Monday Madness. Come on, sing along! You understand the song.

Working so hard every day and night

And not see the pay back

Trying so hard saving up the paper

Can we lay back?

Low-carb kisses hold me in your lap of luxury

I only want to fly first class, my pump’s my limo

So elegant the way we examine, our jabs only multiply

There is a non-invasive fantasy in the sky

Look I’m livin’ like a queen

We’re so rich in love we’re rollin’ in test strips

Got it in fifth gear baby

Novolog in the vial is lookin’ so sparkly

When we touch it turns out to HIGH

Sensitive and delicate kinda like an infusion site

You know you are my parasite

It’s pure perfection I overlook

You’re my weight… I’m your servant

We’re “compliant” like Egyptian captives

Cha-ching cha-ching we are loaded and we are gonna blow it (sometime soon)

We’re hooked up with all the insulin ’cause it can’t be grown by us

Cha-ching cha-ching we got hypochondriac love so we are not smokin’

Cha-ching cha-ching we bolus, you and I — we’re so ‘on it’

We’re so rich in love were rollin’ in test strips

Got it in fifth gear baby

A1c in the rough is lookin’ so frustratin’

Working so hard every day and night

And not see the pay back

Trying so hard saving up the paper

When can we ever lay back?

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